H is for your hair, which is really, really stinky

Well it was my birthday yesterday and I got one of the weirdest cards I have ever received in my life. This is what it said:

Brendon,

For your special day, I thought I’d write you a special poem.

B is for being butt-ugly

R is for repeatedly annoying me all day long

E is for extra lame

N is for never shutting up

D is for how dumb you are

O is for obnoxious

N is for nasty breath

H is for your hair, which is really, really stinky

U is for undeniably awful

N is because nobody likes you

T is for being a terrific friend

Love you man. Just so you know, only one of these is true.

Charlie

Don’t you just love friends? I love it that he didn’t tell me which on was true. Who has stinky hair anyways? Anyhow, despite all of this, it was a great birthday and one I’ll never forget. Love you all!